- me: i think i'll do some work
- internet: but there's new episodes of your favorite shows
Imagine Ian and Mickey in the morning kissing half naked in the bed. Mickey looks at the camera, panics and screams "WHAT THE FFFFUCK!" and hides under the sheets. Ian turns around and goes "Hi! Didn’t see you there! This is what you missed last week on Shameless." Laughing goes under the sheets to continue the job, with Mickey struggling and mumbling things.
*previously on shameless starts*
I NEED THIS.
Please let these beautiful gay men have hot, filthy, uninterrupted sex onscreen for all of us to see and fulfill our prurient desires.
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY